Tonight we played a game (three, actually) called Add Words where each person had to add a word to the sentence being constructed as we went around the group. Here are the completed sentences we created tonight:

The popcorn is ugly and disgusting and flowers’ bacon procrastinates and destroys earth gently when birds dance! (the exclamation point is for you, Sara)

Because sheep fly at walls, Spiderman drinking, flails in pudding like Batman and chocolate squirrels drive gnomes.

I stick your nose on crack rocks because your bicycle rides prevent totalitarianism pencils from rad communists.

Just awesome. ’nuff said.